An engineer dies and goes to hell.
When he gets down there and starts going through his punishment he get really tired of the constantly bad living conditions, so he starts working.
He makes an industrial air conditioner and gets the temperature under control.
He makes some industrial mining machines and clears the forced labor punishments.
He overhauls the living situations with an entire city of high rise apartments.
Eventually God looks down and notices that he’ll is no longer, well, hell. He calls the devil up to explain what’s going on so the devil tells him, “I got an engineer, it’s awesome!”
God exclaims “An engineer!? I’m sorry that was a mistake you need to send him to heaven where he belongs.”
The devil laughs and tells him no.
God says “don’t make me sue you over this.”
The devil starts cackling and asks “Where are YOU going to get a lawyer!”
God cooly replies “All the good ones argued their way out of hell.”