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An Irishman gets falsely accused of theft…

An Irishman gets falsely accused of theft…
An Irishman gets falsely accused of theft... n So an Irishman gets falsely accused of a theft. He is taken to court and charged. The prosecuting attorney walks in, and begins telling the court ab...

An Irishman gets falsely accused of theft…

So an Irishman gets falsely accused of a theft. He is taken to court and charged.

The prosecuting attorney walks in, and begins telling the court about the alleged crime, making up all sorts of stories to make the Irishman look guilty.

The Irishman eventually gets fed up and jumps to his feet. “Now look ‘ere laddie, who in da ‘ell do ye think ye are tellin all these stories ’bout me?”

The prosecutor looks at him and says “Sir, this is my job. I’m a lawyer.”

The Irishman responds “Well of course yer a fookin lawyer, you ain’t spoke one word o’truth since ye walked in!”

An explosive situation

An explosive situation

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