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An Italian hiker is climbing a mountain.

An Italian hiker is climbing a mountain.
An Italian hiker is climbing a mountain. n Suddenly, from near the peak, he hears a sound.splash splashAs he climbs higher, the sounds get louder...splash SPLASH SLOSH FWOOSHHe reaches the peak and...

An Italian hiker is climbing a mountain.

Suddenly, from near the peak, he hears a sound.

splash splash

As he climbs higher, the sounds get louder…

splash SPLASH SLOSH FWOOSH

He reaches the peak and looks down to see a basin filled to the brim with animal urine–apparently, it was being used by the entire ecosystem as a giant toilet.

And in the center is a drowning man.

SPLISH SPLASH GLUB GLUB

“Hang-a on! I’ll-a get you some-a help!”

As the sounds of SPLISH splosh follow him, he races back down the mountain. Luckily, a group of hikers is not far down the slope.

“Are you ok?” one of them asks. “We heard a lot of strange sounds up there!”

Out of breath, he gasps:

“It’s-a…a man up-a there! He’s-a on-a mount o’ pee-a!’

Tim lost his job as a stock broker, so he decided to start a new life for himself away from the big city.

Tim lost his job as a stock broker, so he decided to start a new life for himself away from the big city.

A Marine boarded a train on his way home from deployment…

A Marine boarded a train on his way home from deployment…