An Italian hiker is climbing a mountain.
Suddenly, from near the peak, he hears a sound.
As he climbs higher, the sounds get louder…
splash SPLASH SLOSH FWOOSH
He reaches the peak and looks down to see a basin filled to the brim with animal urine–apparently, it was being used by the entire ecosystem as a giant toilet.
And in the center is a drowning man.
SPLISH SPLASH GLUB GLUB
“Hang-a on! I’ll-a get you some-a help!”
As the sounds of SPLISH splosh follow him, he races back down the mountain. Luckily, a group of hikers is not far down the slope.
“Are you ok?” one of them asks. “We heard a lot of strange sounds up there!”
Out of breath, he gasps:
“It’s-a…a man up-a there! He’s-a on-a mount o’ pee-a!’