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Another bar joke

Another bar joke
Another bar joke n A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender reaches under the counter and pulls out an apple and hands it to him. The guy takes the apple and ask...

Another bar joke

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a gin and tonic.

The bartender reaches under the counter and pulls out an apple and hands it to him.

The guy takes the apple and asks, “What’s this, I asked for a gin and tonic”.

The bartender replies, “take a bite, you won’t be disappointed”.

The man takes a bite, smiles really big and says, “Wow, that’s the best gin I’ve ever had”.

The bartender smiles back saying, “Turn it around”.

The man turns the apple around and sure enough it tastes like tonic. So the man finishes the apple, and orders a couple more.

A few moments later a second person walks in, looks at the guy eating the apple, then the bartender, and then back at the man, and says, “What’s with the apple”.

The first man still eating the apple replies, “Order whatever you want, he’ll hand you an apple that will taste like whatever you asked for”.

The man thinks for a moment and says, “I’ll have a rum and coke”. The bartender reaches under the counter, pulls out an apple, and replies, “One rum and coke, enjoy”.

The guy takes a bite out of the apple, and like the first guy smiles, and says, “that’s the best rum I’ve ever had”. The bartender smiles and says, “turn it around”. The man turns the apple around, and takes a bite and it tastes just like coke. He enjoys the rest of his apple, and orders a few more.

A little while later, a third guy walks in, sits down at the bar, looks at the two guys eating apples and says, “What’s with the apples”. The first guy tells him, “Ask the bartender for anything you want, and he will hand you an apple that tastes exactly like what you asked for, I asked for a gin and tonic, this guy asked for a rum and coke”.

The guy thinks for a minute, smiles a devilish smile, and says, “Do you have any pussy”. The bartender rolls his eyes and says, “Really pussy”. The guy nods his head, and the bartender reaches under the bar and hands him an apple, the bartender goes back to cleaning some glasses. The man takes a bite out of his apple, and immediately spits the bite out saying, “Ewww, gross, this apple tastes like shit”.

The bartender replies, “Turn it around”.

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