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Art Show

Art Show
Art Show n A man walked into the Lourve with a plastic clicking box. He held it up to a renaissance portrait; the box didn't click at all. He moved on to the surrealist paintings—the plastic box...

Art Show

A man walked into the Lourve with a plastic clicking box.

He held it up to a renaissance portrait; the box didn’t click at all. He moved on to the surrealist paintings—the plastic box clicked a little. Security got anxious.

Just as they were about to stop him he moved into an exhibition on film arts and scanned the device over a full-scale model of the Xenomorph from Alien. The box exploded, clicking madly.

“Stop!” Security demanded. “What’s that in your hand?!”

“This?” he said, “it’s just my Giger counter.”

A kayak instructor and a priest sit at the gates of heaven.

A kayak instructor and a priest sit at the gates of heaven.

Best pals, Frank and Paul, are out for a day of golf. On the third hole, Paul accidentally putts the ball into a field of buttercups. Determined to get the ball back onto the green, he demolishes half of the flowers in the process. As he raises his club to take another swing…POOF! Mother Nature

Best pals, Frank and Paul, are out for a day of golf. On the third hole, Paul accidentally putts the ball into a field of buttercups. Determined to get the ball back onto the green, he demolishes half of the flowers in the process. As he raises his club to take another swing…POOF! Mother Nature