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Bored at work so I wrote my first joke. It’s extremely dumb but maybe it’ll make someone laugh.

Bored at work so I wrote my first joke. It’s extremely dumb but maybe it’ll make someone laugh.
Bored at work so I wrote my first joke. It’s extremely dumb but maybe it’ll make someone laugh. n An extremely wealthy family owned countless successful companies, bought out competitors and e...

Bored at work so I wrote my first joke. It’s extremely dumb but maybe it’ll make someone laugh.

An extremely wealthy family owned countless successful companies, bought out competitors and even purchased new ventures if they looked promising enough. Nothing was too big or small, and nothing was off limits.

The family consisted of a mother (Linda), father (Robert) and 3 sons (Robert Jr., Louis & Clarence). Robert Jr. and Louis were in their late twenties and intelligent beyond their years. They were primed to lead the family when the time came. Clarence wasn’t as smart or successful as his older brothers, but he strived to prove everyone wrong. He wanted to help lead this family into the future alongside his brothers.

Linda and Robert tasked the three brothers with purchasing three more companies to put under the family umbrella. They each had a budget of $50 million and set out on their own paths to make their parents proud. They were given 7 days to acquire their respective businesses.

Clarence ran out of the room as fast as he could, jumped in his Porsche and took off. He already had a place in mind. He heard about a massive new Waste Disposal company that just moved into town last year. They were known for their environmentally friendly practices and the company was already profitable. It was perfect.

After 7 days, a family meeting was held where each of the brothers were to present and introduce their newest acquisitions. Robert Jr. insisted he go first. He proudly stated, “Mother, father, I’ve taken an up-and-coming lumber yard, as you can see on my chest. It’s called Alpha Lumber.” He points to his left chest and shows off his new polo shirt with the Alpha Lumber logo beautifully showcased. Louis insisted he presented next, “Nicely done, brother,” he says, “but it’s not as promising as mine. Mother, father, I’ve taken a software and technology company, as you can see on my chest. It’s called GigaBite and is projected to rival Microsoft within the decade.” He points to his own chest, revealing the new GigaBite logo.

Clarence, eager to prove himself nearly cut his brother off so he could take the floor. He began,

“Mother, father, I’ve taken a massive dump, as you can see on my chest…”

An old Team Fortress 2 joke. Probably applicable to a few other team shooters, too.

An old Team Fortress 2 joke. Probably applicable to a few other team shooters, too.

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