Chester and Betty Cheese are having some trouble with their sex life
Chester and Betty Cheese are having some trouble with their sex life. Betty always has a headache when Chester wants to make love. So Chester sends her to Doctor Feelgood, the psychiatrist, for treatment.
“It is simple to cure,” says the shrink. “Whenever you feel a headache coming on, just sit on the edge of your bed, and repeat over and over, `I have not got a headache, I have not got a headache.'”
Betty is doubtful about this, but the very next night, she sits on the edge of her bed, and tries it out. And it works. So for the next few weeks there is sexual harmony in the Cheese household. But then, Chester gets a problem. He can’t get his machinery hard anymore. So Betty sends him to Doctor Feelgood.
And sure enough, for the next few weeks there is no stopping Chester — he has got the strength of a bull. But he has one new habit, which annoys Betty. Every night, he insists on going to the bedroom ten minutes before her. So, one night, she sneaks upstairs behind Chester, and looks through the keyhole. There is Chester, sitting on the edge of the bed, repeating over and over, “She is not my wife….”