CIA, MI5 and the Turkish secret service (MIT) are in a contest
And they are tasked with finding a monkey in a rainforest.
CIA goes in with its drones and tech, and comes back with the monkey in 2 hours.
MI5 goes in and with their network in the jungle villages and infiltration techniques they come back with the monkey in 1 hour.
MIT,the Turkish secret service, goes in and in a mere 10 minutes they come back.
With a giraffe.
The referree says: but you were supposed to find the monkey! This is a giraffe!
Before he finishes his sentence, the giraffe shouts: “please sir, please, I swear I’m a monkey!!”