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Comrade Ivanov applies for membership to the Soviet Communist Party

Comrade Ivanov applies for membership to the Soviet Communist Party
Comrade Ivanov applies for membership to the Soviet Communist Party n Comrade Ivanov applies for membership to the Soviet Communist Party and one day he's summoned for an interview. The director s...

Comrade Ivanov applies for membership to the Soviet Communist Party

Comrade Ivanov applies for membership to the Soviet Communist Party and one day he’s summoned for an interview. The director sits him down and looks at his paperwork.

“Comrade Ivanov, I see you purchase cigarettes. Do you smoke?”

“Yes, I do, a little.”

“Do you know that Comrade Lenin did not smoke and advised other Communists not to indulge in tobacco?”

“If Comrade Lenin said so, I shall cease smoking.”

“Alright. Do you drink?”

“Yes, a little.”

“Comrade Lenin did not drink and advised other Communists to abstain from alcohol.”

“Then I shall cease drinking.”

“Comrade Ivanov, what about women?”

“Well, yes, a little.”

“Comrade Lenin was virtuous and advised other Communists to abstain from pleasures of the flesh.”

“If Comrade Lenin said this, I shall not love women any longer.”

“One final question, Comrade Ivanov. Will you be ready to sacrifice your life for the Party?”

“Of course. Who wants such a life?”

There once was a snail named Sam who lived in a forest which had an interesting reputation;

There once was a snail named Sam who lived in a forest which had an interesting reputation;