Dave is in the court because of domestic violence.
“These papers say you beat your wife with a hammer” says the judge. “Is this true?”
“Yes,” says Dave.
“Disgusting son of a bitch,” says a man in the audience.
The judge proceeds. “Then, two weeks later, you beat your wife’s mother with the same hammer. Is this true?”
“Yes,” Dave sighs.
Again, the same man in thr audience exclaims, “Disgusting son of a bitch.”
The judge decides to do something about it. “Listen up, if you insult him one more time, you’ll be kicked outta here.”
“I’m sorry,” the man apologizes. “But I have been living in the same apartment as this motherfucker for two years! And every single time I asked for a hammer, he said he didn’t have one!”