Different types of Farting personalities
The Vain Person
One who loves the smell of his own farts.
The Amiable Person
One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.
The Proud Person
One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.
The Shy Person
One who releases silent farts and then blushes.
The Impudent Person
One who farts loudly and then laughs.
The Scientific Person
One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.
The Unfortunate Person
One who tries awfully hard to fart but craps instead.
The Nervous Person
One who stops in the middle of a fart.
The Honest Person
One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it.
The Dishonest Person
One who farts and then blames the dog.
The Foolish Person
One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
The Thrifty Person
One who always has several farts in reserve.
The Antisocial Person
One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
The Strategic Person
One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.
The Sadistic Person
One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bed covers over his bed mates head.
The Intellectual Person
One who determines from the smell of his neighbour’s fart precisely the latest food item he consumed.
The Athletic Person
One who farts at the slightest exertion.
The Miserable Person
One who would truly love to but can’t fart at all.
The Sensitive Person
One who farts and then bursts into tears.
One who farts so hard and loud that he bruises his butt checks.