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Doug lived all of his life in the Florida Keys. On his deathbed, he realizes the end is imminent.

Doug lived all of his life in the Florida Keys. On his deathbed, he realizes the end is imminent.
Doug lived all of his life in the Florida Keys. On his deathbed, he realizes the end is imminent. n He calls his family to be near his side, along with his lawyer to record his last wishes. "My so...

Doug lived all of his life in the Florida Keys. On his deathbed, he realizes the end is imminent.

He calls his family to be near his side, along with his lawyer to record his last wishes. “My son, Andy; you take the Ocean Reef houses. My daughter, Sybil, take the apartments between mile marker 100 and Tavernier. My son Jamie- I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center. Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the Bayside of Blackwater Sound”.

The lawyer and the children are astounded as they had no idea of his extensive holdings. As Doug slips away, the lawyer says “Sarah, your husband must have been a hard working and shrewd man to have accumulated all of this property!”.

The wife replies, “Property? The asshole had a paper route.”.

A little old lady gets pulled over for speeding…

A little old lady gets pulled over for speeding…

Why I couldn't join the military…(long)

Why I couldn't join the military…(long)