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Farmer John owned a pool.

Farmer John owned a pool.
Farmer John owned a pool. n Every night these three ducks would sneak in and splash around, keeping John up at night. Eventually, John got sick of it and called the police on the ducks. They were ...

Farmer John owned a pool.

Every night these three ducks would sneak in and splash around, keeping John up at night.

Eventually, John got sick of it and called the police on the ducks.

They were brought before the judge the next day.

“Alright,” the Judge said. “What I need you to do is walk up here and state your name and what you were doing in Farmer John’s pool.”

The first duck waddled up. “Hi,” he started. “My name’s Duck and I was blowing bubbles in Farmer John’s pool.”

The Judge let him go and the next duck waddled up. “Your honor,” he started. “My name is Duck Duck and I was blowing bubbles in Farmer John’s pool.”

The Judge let him go and the next duck waddled up. “Wait, lemme guess.” The Judge said. “Your name is ‘Duck Duck Duck’ and you were blowing bubbles in Farmer John’s pool.”

“What?” the third duck said. “My name’s Bubbles.”

I fucked a DVD.

I fucked a DVD.

Heartbreaking

Heartbreaking