Favorite Joke by Dad Verbatim
A joke my dad told 30 years ago:
A handicapped guy with a hair lip goes looking for a job. He comes across a toothbrush company and applies for a job. The manager looks at him and says “we sell toothbrushes here, do you think you can do that?”
“Yeth thir, I’ll dooo my best.” Guy goes out and sells and comes back and the manager asks “how many did you sell today?”
I sold fiiiive toothbrushes!
Five toothbrushes? You’re going to have to do better to keep this job.
Sowwy thir I’ll do my best! Next day guy goes out and sells and comes back and the manager asks how he did today.
I sold teeennnn toothbrushes!
10 toothbrushes? Look guy, imma give you one more chance but you have to do better than that.
Sowwy thir I’ll do my best! Guy goes out and sells comes back, manager sighs “Ok……, how many did you sell today?”
I sold fiiiiive thousands toothbrushes!
5k toothbrushes? That’s a record! How’d you do that?
Well I went to mall and set up a kiosk, I had a huge bowl of chips and dip and when the customer would take a chip and have some dip they’d said “ugh dis tastes like shit!” And I said “it is shit, want to buy a toothbrush?”