First day of school
Mark is from a town far away from any other village. He’s 15 and has never gone to school, because there isn’t any near his town. But one day, the town’s major set some buses that could carry the kids to the nearest school.
Mark is very excited for his first day of school but he’s very nervous too, so he asks his parents for advice.
-The first thing the teacher is going to ask you is your name. So you just have to say “Mark Towny”
-Mark Towny, got it.
-Then, your teacher will ask you how old are you. You just have to say “15 years old”.
-15 years old, easy.
-And to go on, the teacher will ask you if you know how to read and write. It’s very simple, as you just have to answer with “A little bit, sir”.
-Okey, a little bit, sir.
Mark went to his bed thinking about the day that would take place tomorrow. He was repeating the answers that his parents told him. So he fell asleep while sating “Mark Towny”, “15 years old”, “a little bit, sir”, “Mark Towny”, “15 years old”, “a little bit, sir”, “Mark Tow…
The next day, already in class, the teacher mentions that a new student will be joining the class from now on. To break the ice with other students, the teacher decided to ask Mark some questions.
-So, tell us, how old are you?
The whole class laughs. The teacher, seeing that Mark is not laughing, decides to ask for his name, to see what his answer is.
-15 years old.
All the students laugh again. The teacher, thinking Mark is causing the other students lose respect for him, ask angered:
-Kid, do you think I’m fucking damn?
-A little bit, sir