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Four football hooligans are stranded on a deserted island

Four football hooligans are stranded on a deserted island
Four football hooligans are stranded on a deserted island n After several weeks of surviving on nothing but river water and berries, they decide that one of them must be sacrificed to feed the othe...

Four football hooligans are stranded on a deserted island

After several weeks of surviving on nothing but river water and berries, they decide that one of them must be sacrificed to feed the other three.

“Let’s decide based on the team we support – and I support Chelsea” the Chelsea fan proclaims proudly.

The other three look at each other, and decide that the Chelsea fan will be used as food despite his plastic exterior, and kill him abruptly.

They then argue over who gets to eat what body part. After much discussion, they again decide to base it on what team they support.

“Well I support Liverpool. So it’s only fair that I get to eat his liver” claims the Liverpool fan.

“I’m from Manchester. Therefore I’m entitled to his chest and associated organs” says the Manchester United fan.

The last football hooligan pauses, and after a minute of deliberation says, “Well, I’m a huge Arsenal fan. But….. I’m not hungry”

My American friend told me this

My American friend told me this

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