German, Brittish and an American on a desertet Island.
They got captured by a tribe who told them: Go find a fruit or a vegetable that we don’t know of. If we do we’ll shove it up your ass.
So the German went for a banana and with no questions asked he got it up his ass.
The French guy came back with an orange which the tribe immediately shoved it up his ass. He screamed but suddenly stopped and started to burst out in laughter.
“Why do you laugh?” Asks the tribe. French guy: Look at the American holding a coconut!