I like the way you're thinking.
Teacher: 3 birds are sitting on top of a roof and someone throws a rock and hits one off. How many birds are left? Student: There are none left because the other two fly away whenever the other one is hit. Teacher: Well actually there’s still two left but I like the way you’re thinking. Student: Ok let me ask you a question. Teacher: Ok. Student: There are 3 women at an ice cream parlor one licks the ice cream, another one sucks it, and another one bites it, which one is in a relationship? Teacher: I don’t think this relates to the problem. But if I have to answer, probably the one that sucks it. Student: No it’s the one with a wedding ring but I like the way you’re thinking.