I met a mother at the beach today.
I sat down next to a mother at the beach today. It didn’t take long until we got to chatting.
“My kids love this beach.” She said as she watched her children splash around in the waves. “We drive an hour to get here Sunday after church.”
“You do this every Sunday?” I said. “That’s real commitment.”
I thought for a moment. “I had terrible diarrhea this morning.”
“That’s disgusting!” She replied. “Why would you tell me that?”
“Oh I’m sorry.” I said. “I thought we were discussing the shittiest parts of our lives.”