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I once had a job at a t-shirt factory

I once had a job at a t-shirt factory
I once had a job at a t-shirt factory n I once had a job in a t-shirt factory. Every day, t-shirts would come down the line, and using this big rubber stamp, I’d apply a handful of dots to them,...

I once had a job at a t-shirt factory

I once had a job in a t-shirt factory. Every day, t-shirts would come down the line, and using this big rubber stamp, I’d apply a handful of dots to them, at random, to just given them a general design that wasn’t blank t-shirt. It was soul sucking, but it paid the bills.

However, I kept running into a problem. I wasn’t applying the dots fast enough. It was a mental thing – I’d get hung up on where should I apply the next dot so it doesn’t look bad, etc. But one of the guys who’d been there longer than I had gave me a piece of advice. He told me to cross to my eyes. That way, I could just kinda zone out and hit the t-shirt a few times randomly without paying much attention to where exactly I was applying the dots. It worked like magic.

Well eventually I was getting ready to leave the factory and they had me train my replacement. It only took one day. I left him with one piece of advice. I told him not to get too hung up on the specific details but just to make sure he dotted his tees and crossed his eyes.

[long] A man who was suing over an automobile accident was being questioned by the defendant's lawyer.

[long] A man who was suing over an automobile accident was being questioned by the defendant's lawyer.

Warren Gatland and Eddie Jones are both killed when a lightning bolt hits the Millennium Stadium.

Warren Gatland and Eddie Jones are both killed when a lightning bolt hits the Millennium Stadium.