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I was at a Chinese buffet filling up my plate when I noticed something move in one of the food trays.

I was at a Chinese buffet filling up my plate when I noticed something move in one of the food trays.
I was at a Chinese buffet filling up my plate when I noticed something move in one of the food trays. I disregarded it and continued filling up my plate before heading back to the table.After I finis...

I was at a Chinese buffet filling up my plate when I noticed something move in one of the food trays.

I disregarded it and continued filling up my plate before heading back to the table.

After I finished I went up again and made sure to keep an eye on that tray and lo and behold something moved again! This time I get a better look and it appeared to be a pair of eyes pop up, see me and quickly hide under the food again.

I knew I had seen some eyes so I went over to the server and said ‘excuse me but there’s something alive in that tray.’

He replied, ‘oh, that’s the Peking duck.’

A cop gets called out to a bar on suspicion of a man selling drugs in the bathroom

A cop gets called out to a bar on suspicion of a man selling drugs in the bathroom

One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference

One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference