I will for the teapot
Mick was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent Mary to the hardware store.
At the hardware store Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe to finish serving a customer.
When Joe was finished, Mary asked, “How much for the teapot?”
Joe replied, “That’s silver and it costs $100!”
“My goodness, that’s a lot of money!” Mary exclaimed.
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Mick had sent her to buy and Joe went to the backroom to find a hinge.
From the backroom Joe yelled, “Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?”
To which Mary replied, “No, but I will for the teapot.”