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I will for the teapot

I will for the teapot
I will for the teapot Mick was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while sh...

I will for the teapot

Mick was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent Mary to the hardware store.

At the hardware store Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe to finish serving a customer.

When Joe was finished, Mary asked, “How much for the teapot?”

Joe replied, “That’s silver and it costs $100!”

“My goodness, that’s a lot of money!” Mary exclaimed.

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Mick had sent her to buy and Joe went to the backroom to find a hinge.

From the backroom Joe yelled, “Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?”

To which Mary replied, “No, but I will for the teapot.”

Two guys meet in heaven after their death. One asks the other:

Two guys meet in heaven after their death. One asks the other:

A couple went to the county fair.

A couple went to the county fair.