It's very cold one night…
A little bird is sitting in a tree trying to get some sleep but overnight it gets very cold and the little bird freezes. Unable to use his wings, he drops out of the tree and falls to the ground below.
A nearby cow hears the thud and wanders over to investigate. Seeing the frozen little bird and being a sympathetic cow, she turns around and does a massive cow pat over the top of the bird.
The little bird starts to thaw out from the heat of the steaming turd and feeling joy at being alive, sticks his head out of the pile of poo and starts to sing at the top of his voice!
A passing cat hears the song and pulls the bird out of the poo, cleans him up and then eats him!
The moral of the story is – not everyone who craps on you is your enemy. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. And most importantly, if you’re in the shit, keep your mouth shut!