Joey and Katie are sitting in school,
Katie is sleeping and the teacher ask her a question. “Katie, who created heaven and earth?“
Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
“Jesus Christ Almighty!”, Says Katie.
“Very good” says the teacher.
A similar incident happens the next day.
The teacher asks, “Who is the father of Jesus?“
Katie (again sleeping) gets poked by Joey’s pencil and yells, “Oh my God.”
“Correct again“, said the teacher.
The next day the teacher asked, “What did Eve say to Adam when they had so many children?”
Katie is sleeping again, and just before Joey pokes her with the pencil again, Katie yells,
“I swear if you stick that thing in me one more time I will crack it in half!”