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Juan

Juan
Juan n Timothy was struggling in his math class, he barely passed his tests and his parents were taking away privileges. He needed some help, so he looked around for a tutor. In the end, he resort...

Juan

Timothy was struggling in his math class, he barely passed his tests and his parents were taking away privileges. He needed some help, so he looked around for a tutor. In the end, he resorted to a kid at the top of his class: Juan. Juan gladly agreed to tutor Timothy, and after a few days was his final.

Even after doing shit on his exams and homework before, he scored near perfect on the test. It didn’t take long for the other kids to realize that Juan’s tutoring was doing this. They were all jealous of Timothy for doing so well, so they chose to make Juan the teacher.

Juan started teaching his class every day, and soon they had the highest grades in the school. Other kids got jealous, and after a short period of time, Juan became principal of the school. It didn’t take long for this school to become top of the state, with straight A’s from about 97% of the kids, about thrice as good as they were doing before Juan. The state gathered in a meeting, and after a landslide victory, Juan became governor.

Of course, this state was becoming the smartest state in the country under Juan. Not just the smartest, but the most productive and successful. This heaven-like state was making other states jealous, wanting to have a leader like Juan. In the next election, Juan became president in a landslide.

Hundreds of thousands showed up to Juan’s inauguration, but one of them was Timothy. Timothy was jealous that Juan was getting all this fame when Timothy was the one who brought him here in the first place. In a fit of rage, Timothy took out a high pressure golf gun and shot Juan in the forehead, killing him instantly. He was apprehended and all over national news. One of the biggest selling points of this news was Timothy’s maniacal laughter after committing this horrible act of treason. When questioned, he said that Juan had a hole in him. “Don’t you get it?” He said after looking at the journalist’s horrified faces,

“I got a hole in Juan!”

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