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Little Johnny moves out

Little Johnny moves out
Little Johnny moves out n Little Johnny asked for a bike for his birthday. His dad said: "We'd get you one but our mortgage is $80,000 and your mum has lost her job." Next day little Johnny w...

Little Johnny moves out

Little Johnny asked for a bike for his birthday. His dad said: “We’d get you one but our mortgage is $80,000 and your mum has lost her job.”

Next day little Johnny walked out with his suitcase packed, his dad asks: “Where are you going son?”

Little Johnny replied: “I walked past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out, then I heard mum tell you to wait coz she was coming too, I’m not staying here on my own with an $80,000 mortgage and no fucking bike!”

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