A guy visited his farmer friend at his farm. He saw the farmer milking the cows then the guy told him, how the hell you still use your hands for milking the cows!!! There are milking machines out there. It save time, efforts and cleaner. The farmer was convinced and both of them went to the city and bought a brand new milking machine. After usage, the farmer was very happy with the result, all the buckets were being filled up easily, it was faster and more milk productivity.
Few weeks later the farmer was alone in the farm and something came to his mind “what if I try the milking machine on me!” He attaches the machine to his penis and and got extreme pleasure. After he was done he wanted to turn off the machine but it wouldn’t turn off. After another half an hour he got pleasure again and was so tired. Also tried to turn off the machine but still it wouldn’t turn off. One more hour same thing happened and he was laying on the ground, very tired and couldn’t move. He noticed the customer service phone number on the machine so he pulled his mobile and called the them.
A lady answered him. He said “I bought a milking machine few weeks back and I cannot turn it off, please tell me how for the sake of god” The lady answered him “don’t worry sir the machine will automatically turn off when the bucket is full”