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My 11 year old Niece told me this joke today.

My 11 year old Niece told me this joke today.
My 11 year old Niece told me this joke today. A dad is driving his three kids to school. The first kid asks, "Dad, why did you call me blossom?" The dad answered, "when you were born and we left the ...

My 11 year old Niece told me this joke today.

A dad is driving his three kids to school. The first kid asks, “Dad, why did you call me blossom?” The dad answered, “when you were born and we left the hospital, a leaf fell from a blossom tree. So we called you blossom.”

The second kid then asks, “why did you call me Daisy?” The dad answered, “when you were born and we left the hospital a Daisy landed on you so we called you Daisy.”

The final child then says, “NENENENENENNEEEEENE!” And the Dad says, “Shut up brick.”

Sorry if this has already been posted before I just couldn’t believe that my niece told me this joke.

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