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My American friend told me this

My American friend told me this
My American friend told me this n So There was a bank robbery with three hostages. A woman was pregnant but shot 3 times. She was rushed to hospital. She was fine same with here children. The doc...

My American friend told me this

So There was a bank robbery with three hostages. A woman was pregnant but shot 3 times. She was rushed to hospital. She was fine same with here children. The doctor said to the proud mother the children will pee out bullets when they are 15. Well they all turned fifteen and were very healthy. The daughter comes up to the mother saying. “mom I peed out a bullet, should I be worried?” The mother explained it Happens to everyone. The next day a son said the same so the mother said the same. The week after the third child a boy named David came to his mother and said “Mum I was masturbating and… Shot The Dog!”

Different types of Farting personalities

Different types of Farting personalities

Four football hooligans are stranded on a deserted island

Four football hooligans are stranded on a deserted island