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My favorite uncle told this joke about a week before he passed away. He did it with a thick Irish brogue.

My favorite uncle told this joke about a week before he passed away. He did it with a thick Irish brogue.
My favorite uncle told this joke about a week before he passed away. He did it with a thick Irish brogue. n A priest and a nun were talking and the priest said, “Sister, if you hadn’t been a nu...

My favorite uncle told this joke about a week before he passed away. He did it with a thick Irish brogue.

A priest and a nun were talking and the priest said, “Sister, if you hadn’t been a nun what do think you would have been?” The nun thought for a minute and said, “If I hadn’t been a nun I probably would have been a prostitute.” The priest was shocked and said, “Now sister I don’t think I heard you quite right. I’ll ask you again. If you hadn’t been a nun what would you have done with your life?” The nun turned to him and said, “Father if I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times if I hadn’t been a nun I would’ve been a prostitute.” The priest said, “Oh thank me stars. For a minute I thought I heard you say you would have been a Protestant.”

Four guys are driving on a long road trip. It's the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere.

Four guys are driving on a long road trip. It's the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere.

A boy is selling fish on a corner.

A boy is selling fish on a corner.