My wife was in the back of a squad car.
I came home from work last Monday afternoon and, as I pulled up to my house, I was surprised to see a squad car in my driveway.
I parked against the curb as to not block the police car getting out of the driveway and, as I exited my vehicle, I saw my wife sitting in the back of the squad car.
The police officer got out of his cruiser and walked down the driveway toward me. I asked him, “What’s the problem, sir?”
“We have to take your wife down to the station for booking. There was a warrant issued for her arrest.”, he replied.
“Oh, thank God!”, I said. “I thought you were bringing her ass back.”