Nervous for her first time, a woman starts conversation with her OBGYN…

While on the table, she says “Doc, that’s a cool light on your head.”

The doctor responds, “It’s actually a head mirror, but thanks.”

Now even more nervous, she says “Doc, where’d you get those tongs?”

The doctor looks up in shock, “They’re actually a self retaining bivalve vaginal speculum.”

Distracted, the doctor falls forward, planting his face right into the inspection bay.

The woman shouts “Doc! Did you fall off your chair?”

The doctor quickly says, now turned around and coughing, “It’s actually a stool…”

The woman rolls her eyes “Well, now you’re just spitting hairs”