Newly released convict goes for a job interview
Kyle who is fresh out of prison goes to a local grocery store for an interview.
Manager: Are you here for the stocker/helper position?
M: Are you willing to work nights?
M: Are you willing to work weekends?
M: Say an old lady falls down and can’t get up, strewing all her cash on the floor. What would you do?
K: Call 911.
M: You won’t grab the cash?
M: Great. One last thing, hope you don’t mind me asking. Why do all the ex-cons speak so tersely?
K: We prefer short sentences.