in

Newly released convict goes for a job interview

Newly released convict goes for a job interview
Newly released convict goes for a job interview n Kyle who is fresh out of prison goes to a local grocery store for an interview. Manager: Are you here for the stocker/helper position? Kyle: Yes. ...

Newly released convict goes for a job interview

Kyle who is fresh out of prison goes to a local grocery store for an interview.

Manager: Are you here for the stocker/helper position?

Kyle: Yes.

M: Are you willing to work nights?

K: Yes.

M: Are you willing to work weekends?

K: Yes

M: Say an old lady falls down and can’t get up, strewing all her cash on the floor. What would you do?

K: Call 911.

M: You won’t grab the cash?

K: No

M: Great. One last thing, hope you don’t mind me asking. Why do all the ex-cons speak so tersely?

K: We prefer short sentences.

A cruise ship wrecks in the middle of the ocean.

A cruise ship wrecks in the middle of the ocean.

Its just a fax

Its just a fax