"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse.
“Of course I won’t laugh,” said the nurse. “I’m a professional. In over 20 years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
“OK then,” said Bob who then proceeded to drop his pants, revealing the smallest penis the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. Feeling very bad that she had laughed at the man’s genitals, she composed herself as well as she could. “I’m very sorry,” she said, “I don’t know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won’t happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?”.
“It’s swollen,” Bob replied.
She ran out of the room.