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Once there was a farting competition…

Once there was a farting competition…
Once there was a farting competition... n Once there was a farting competition between three guys. An American, a Chinese and a Punjabi. Each were given a venue and based on the after effects of t...

Once there was a farting competition…

Once there was a farting competition between three guys. An American, a Chinese and a Punjabi. Each were given a venue and based on the after effects of the fart, the winner would be decided.

So first goes the American. He was given an empty school. He farted and all glass shattered throughout the school. He walked off pretty happy.

Then came the Chinese. He was given a huge auditorium. He farted and the roof blew off. He walked off pretty smug.

Lastly the Punjabi came. He was given a huge empty church. He farted and nothing happened. He walked off.

The results were announced and the Punjabi was declared the winner. The American and the Chinese were furious. They said, “how did he win? Nothing happened from his fart! We blew off roofs and glasses!”. The judge understanding there anger led them in the church and showed them the statues.

Every statue had there noses pinched with one hand including the crucified Jesus.

A guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "If I show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, will you let me drink for free tonight?"

A guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "If I show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, will you let me drink for free tonight?"

There was an assassination attempt on the president!

There was an assassination attempt on the president!