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One day, Keanu Reeves is leaving his house…

One day, Keanu Reeves is leaving his house…
One day, Keanu Reeves is leaving his house... n On his way out, his home is surrounded by paparazzi. Looking into the crowds, he sees 20 people or so, and standing in between all of them, is a rat...

One day, Keanu Reeves is leaving his house…

On his way out, his home is surrounded by paparazzi. Looking into the crowds, he sees 20 people or so, and standing in between all of them, is a rather large machine. He hides his face and quickly rushes to his car.

Keanu, knowing how to elude the paparazzi where possible, drives a rather round about way, and eventually arrives at the site of his newest film. when he gets there, he realizes some of the paparazzi have followed him. Looking now, there is about 10 people, and still between all of them, there is a rather large machine.

He quickly ducks into an alley way and tries to lose them, running for blocks and blocks, going in and out of shops. Eventually, looking back, he is all alone. He makes his way down the street until he hears a metallic clunking behind him. When he looks back, he sees the rather large machine, this time standing alone on the sidewalk. He continues to move until he hears the clunking again. looking back, the rather large machine has gotten closer, now knocking over mailboxes, and civilians along the way.

Keanu breaks into a full sprint but the clunking only gets louder. His heart is pounding as the rather large machine gets closer and closer. Eventually, he has had enough, and whips around angrily. Just as he is about to begin yelling furiously though, he is caught of guard by a giant gust of wind to the face, his hair whips around and he cant so much as force a word out as he is overwhelmed.

when the airflow finally breaks, keanu says “I am sorry, I thought you were with the paparazzi!”

The rather large machine responds: “Heavens no! Im just a really big fan!”

A lady goes into hospital for labia reduction surgery…

A lady goes into hospital for labia reduction surgery…

4 nuns….

4 nuns….