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One night, a burglar breaks into the home of a devoted Christian family.

One night, a burglar breaks into the home of a devoted Christian family.
One night, a burglar breaks into the home of a devoted Christian family. n He is merrily rummaging around, looking for stuff to steal, when out of nowhere, he hears a voice:"Jesus is watching you."...

One night, a burglar breaks into the home of a devoted Christian family.

He is merrily rummaging around, looking for stuff to steal, when out of nowhere, he hears a voice:

“Jesus is watching you.”

He is startled for a moment but eventually shrugs it off. Just as he is about to put a golden necklace in his backpack, he hears the voice again:

“Jesus is watching you.”

He almost freaks out this time, but just when he’s about to put the necklace back, he spots a parrot on the kitchen table.

“Oh, so you are the one scaring me, huh?”, he says. “What’s your name? Polly? Buddy?”

“I’m Moses”, the bird replies.

The burglar bursts out laughing, and the parrot looks slightly offended.

“You find that funny? These folks call the rottweiler Jesus!”

A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers…

A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers…

Dumber and Dumber

Dumber and Dumber