Playing a few Holes…
The room is full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor finishes: “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial – strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface, like a grass path.
“Gentlemen, remember – you’re in this together. It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both.”
The room suddenly becomes very quiet as the men absorb the information. After a few moments, a man at the back of the room slowly raises his hand. “Yes?” says the instructor.
“I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag?”