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Positive Attitude

Positive Attitude
Positive Attitude n Late in the night, he finally regained consciousness. He was in the hospital, in terrible pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his nose, needles and IV drips in both...

Positive Attitude

Late in the night, he finally regained consciousness.

He was in the hospital, in terrible pain.

He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his nose, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him.

He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.

The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”

Somehow he managed to mumble a reply,

“Then can I feel your tits?”

…..and that, my friend, is A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!

A Kid I Went to School With

A Kid I Went to School With

A very energetic old woman is approached by a middle aged man.

A very energetic old woman is approached by a middle aged man.