Priest told the congregation this joke today at mass.
A Lutheran and a Catholic are out golfing together near a valley. They are going about their own business when they notice a funeral procession at the bottom of the valley.
The Lutheran states “Oh, a funeral” and pays no more mind to it.
The Catholic, however, takes his hat off, bows, and waits in silence until the procession passes.
The Lutheran tells the Catholic. “I love the way Catholics treat funerals. They show the utmost respect towards the dead.”
The Catholic responds, “Well, it’s the least I could do. After all, I WAS married to her for 47 years.”