Working people frequently ask retired people, “What you do to make your days interesting ~”
Well, this was what I heard from a 60+ Senior Citizen & he said this about using time Productively…
“The other day, my wife & I went into town & went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him & I said, ‘Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break ?’ He ignored us & continued writing the ticket. I called him a “Dumb ass.”
He glared at me & started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a “Shit head.”
He finished the 2nd ticket & put it on the windshield with the first. Then, he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then, our bus arrived & we got on it & went home. We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired!