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Sick leave

Sick leave
Sick leave n I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the boss wouldn’t allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted ‘Crazy’ then he would tell me to take a few days off....

Sick leave

I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the boss wouldn’t allow me to take a leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted ‘Crazy’ then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss would think I was ‘Crazy’ and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, “What are you doing?”

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.”

I jumped down and walked out of the office…

When my co-worker followed me, the boss asked her, “And, where do you think you’re going?!”

She said, “I’m going home too, I can’t work in the dark!”

A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage.

A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage.

A famous professor is going around giving lectures. After he finishes one up in Denver, he climbs into his car and talks to his driver.

A famous professor is going around giving lectures. After he finishes one up in Denver, he climbs into his car and talks to his driver.