I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the boss wouldn’t allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted ‘Crazy’ then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss would think I was ‘Crazy’ and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, “What are you doing?”
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.”
I jumped down and walked out of the office…
When my co-worker followed me, the boss asked her, “And, where do you think you’re going?!”
She said, “I’m going home too, I can’t work in the dark!”