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So 4 Nuns die and go to the heaven…

So 4 Nuns die and go to the heaven…
So 4 Nuns die and go to the heaven... They are met by the god himself at the pearly gates...nLooking at them the god says, "you have spent your entire life doing my work and spreading my message and...

So 4 Nuns die and go to the heaven…

They are met by the god himself at the pearly gates…

Looking at them the god says, “you have spent your entire life doing my work and spreading my message and therefore you may enter the gates of heaven, but before you do that, you must tell me right now if you have ever committed a sin in your life. If you have sinned then confess right now and all will be forgiven.”

Hearing this the first nun comes forward and says, “I have stayed my whole life away from any kind temptations but once in my life I saw our priest’s dick.”

God pointing towards a bucket filled with water says, “No worries my child. But this sin was committed by your eyes. So here is some holy water. Wash your eyes with this and you may enter the heaven.”

Nun does the same and suddenly the door opens and she enters the heaven.

Seeing this, the second nun comes forward and says, “My lord, just like the first nun even I have spent my whole life staying away from any kind of temptations but once in the church I had touched our priest’s dick.”

God once again pointing towards the same bucket, “No worries my child. This sin was committed by your hands. So you must Wash your hands with this holy water and then you may enter the heaven.”

Once again the Nun washes her hands and suddenly the door opens and she goes in.

Meanwhile the god sees other two nuns bickering over something and asks them what all this commotion was about.

Suddenly the fourth nun in the line says, “Nothing my lord. I was just making it clear to the third nun that if she washes her ass with this water, I won’t be gargling with it…”

3 Pilots & The Cannibals

3 Pilots & The Cannibals

I got an unexpected call at work today.

I got an unexpected call at work today.