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So there's this guy, let's call him Paul Yankee.

So there's this guy, let's call him Paul Yankee.
So there's this guy, let's call him Paul Yankee. n So Paul Yankee had been dating this girl Wendy Norris for a few years, so he finally proposed and she said yes. Fast forward to the wed...

So there's this guy, let's call him Paul Yankee.

So Paul Yankee had been dating this girl Wendy Norris for a few years, so he finally proposed and she said yes.

Fast forward to the wedding and they are the happiest people to ever exist. Mr Paul Yankee and Mrs Wendy Yankee decided to go to Jamaica for their honeymoon. As a surprise for his wife, he got a tattoo on his penis to demonstrate his undying love and loyalty for her. When it’s erect, it says WENDY, and when flaccid it says WY, her initials.

Night time arrived on the first day, and as Paul disrobed, Wendy’s jaw dropped. She loved the surprise so much and they had sex for three straight days, surviving on room service and bar snacks.

Finally they decided to hit the beaches. It was a really hot day and after enjoying the cool ocean water, they decided to sit at the bar under the straw hut.

They started to knock back a few Long Islands and other refreshing cocktails and they had a great time.

Good ol’ Paul excused himself from the missus and decided to take a leak. The queue for the restroom by the bar was too long, so he ran further up and saw the Department of Tourism building.

He was about to burst, and hopping side to side, he asked the receptionist where the restroom is. “Take a left turn down there” she barely said in her thick Jamaican accent before Paul jetted off and entered the restroom.

At the urinal, he noticed that this tall dark Jamaican man has on his penis, the letters WY tattooed.

“How peculiar”, thought Paul.

Curiously, Paul told the gentleman that he is on his honeymoon and as a surprise for his newly wed wife, he had her name on his penis tattooed to show his undying love and eternal loyalty to her. Paul then asked him “So do you also have a wife named Wendy?”.

The man replied, “No, I work in the Tourism department, so it says WELCOME TO JAMAICA, ENJOY OUR BEACHES AND HAVE A NICE DAY”

I went on holiday to Hawaii, and my stalker came after me

I went on holiday to Hawaii, and my stalker came after me

A guy demands from the bartender a 40-year old scotch…

A guy demands from the bartender a 40-year old scotch…