The Chicken and the Horse (Dirty, Long)
On a farm lived a chicken and a horse, good friends who enjoyed long leisurely walks together.
One day, their walk brought them to a swamp, in which the horse started to sink. “Quickly!” he cried, “run to the farmer’s garage, throw a rope into his BMW, drive it over here, tie me to it, and pull me out!” The chicken, following the horse’s directions, successfully saves the horse from drowning in the swamp.
Days later, on another walk, they once again happen upon the swamp, and this time, the chicken gets stuck. “Quick!” she cries, “get me out, same as I did you!”
“Fortunately,” the horse answered, “I don’t need the rope, or the car.” He then proceeded to pull the chicken out by extending his penis out for her to grab onto, thus saving her from sinking in the swamp.
The moral of the story is, when you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a beamer to pick up chicks.