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The crunch bird

The crunch bird
The crunch bird n There was a new petshop in town. Jimmy went inside to give it a look, when he saw a colourful and pretty bird. The shopkeeper said, “m’boy, that’s a crunch bird, and a rare...

The crunch bird

There was a new petshop in town. Jimmy went inside to give it a look, when he saw a colourful and pretty bird.

The shopkeeper said, “m’boy, that’s a crunch bird, and a rare breed at that! Would ya want to buy it?”

Jimmy was intrigued. “What’s a crunch bird?” He asked. “Well” replies the shopkeeper, “let me show you.”

The shopkeeper tosses a pen in the air and yells “crunch bird, my pen!” The bird then immediately swoops and snaps the pen midair into two.

“Wow!” Exclaims jimmy, “I gotta buy it!”

A little while later, jimmy’s Father gets home. He spies the crunch bird sitting on the living room table. “JIMMY!” He angrily shouts. “WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BOUGHT IN AGAIN!”

Jimmy then frantically tells his Father about the crunch bird and it’s fantastic ability.

In disbelief, the Father laughs. “HA! CRUNCH BIRD? MY ASS!”

Heaven or Hell?

Heaven or Hell?

After a long engagement,

After a long engagement,