The day the postman retires.
A postman is delivering letters on his last day before retirement, he walks up some steps onto a porch and puts some mail through the slot in the door. He starts to walk down the stairs when he hears the door opening, he looks back and there’s a lady in a robe. She takes his hand and they go upstairs to the bedroom, she makes love to him for a half an hour, then she takes him down to the kitchen and makes him breakfast. As he’s walking out the front door she gives him an envelope, in it is a $20 bill, he’s looking at her very confused and says “ lady I’ve been a postman for 30 years and nothing like this has ever happened before, what’s going on?”She says “ Well last night I told my husband that you were retiring and maybe we should do something for you, he said “ fuckem , give him $20 “, the breakfast was my idea.