The golden-woolled sheep
The golden-woolled sheep
Once upon a time there was a kingdom. This kingdom had a highly respected coat-of-arms flesh and blood animal, a golden-woolled sheep. One day this famous animal has walked away from the kingdom. Days have passed and the king haven’t got any news from the whereabouts of the sheep. The king made an announcement, if someone finds the golden-woolled sheep then that person will get the half of the kingdom. But if someone gets home with empty hands then the person will hang. Two months have passed, hundreds have been hung the animal was still missing. The oldest son of the king had enough of this embarassing situation and told to the king that he is going to search the sheep next morning to restore the honor of the kingdom. The king appreciated the courage of the oldest son but warned the man what are the consequences of the search. The same rules are valid to him as well. Pointless searches result hanging, no exceptions. The oldest son went to the expedition, one month passed, he had no clue where is the sheep, had to go home. The king was really frustrated and sorrowful but a promise is a promise. The oldest son was hung. Months have passed after this tragic event and the sheep was still missing. The middle son of the king had enough of this embarassing situation and told to the king that he is going to search the sheep next morning to restore the honor of the kingdom and in memory of his brother. The king wanted to prevent this as he was affraid to lose another son. The middle kid was unstoppable, he went after the animal even so he know what are the consequences. Two months have passed, he had no clue where is the sheep, had to go home. He has been hung. The pain was indescribable for the king. Another months have passed, the animal was still missing. The youngest son of the king had enough of this embarassing situation and told to the king that he is going to search the sheep next morning to restore the honor of the kingdom and in memory of his brothers. The king locked him to his room to prevent the potential loss of his last son. The young kid was really stubborn. One night he managed to escape his room and went after the golden-woolled sheep. Three months have passed and he was not lucky. The animal was still missing. We all know what was the destiny of the youngest kid. As the animal disappeared without any clue the king gave up the whole search. He has stepped down, could not suffer more.
I know this is a sad and meaningless joke. Let me try to tell you another one, I hope you will like it more.
The train adventure
Once upon a time there was a man who went to a long trip with train. He got a seat in a non-smoking cabin. He had a fellow traveler, a beautiful woman and her poodle. The train has not stopped since the departure. It was 3 hours ago. The man really wanted to smoke. He thought probably it won’t be an issue as he always does that and his partners have always approved this. He almost lit the cigarette but the woman told him to stop as this is a non-smoking cabin and she hates the smoke. It was okay for the man, he thought that he can wait for the next stop. The train got to a tunnel. The departure was 5 hours ago and the conductor said that the next departure won’t be there soon as the train will stop only at the terminus and it is 5 hours more to get there. The man thought now he waited a lot, he has to smoke. The urge is rising. He almost lit the cigarette but the woman told him to stop as this is still a non-smoking cabin and she hates the smoke. She threathened the man also if he lit a cigarette then she will throw it out throught the window and call the conductor. The man accepted this as he was the careless one and bought a ticket to a non-smoking cabin. An idea struck his mind. He realized that the woman has a poodle who had no muzzle. It was also against the rules. The man said that if the woman does something with his cigarette then he will throw the dog out through the window as it is against the rules. They have made a deal. The terminus was 2 hours away but the man could not hold his urge back. He had to smoke. If no, he will go crazy. So he lit the cigarette. The woman stood up and threw out the cigarette as she promised. The guy became really angry. He threw the dog out after the cigarette. They were so angry they could not talk to each other at that moment, just stared at the landscape through the windows. 10 minutes have passed and a surprising thing happened. They saw the dog who ran beside the train. What was in the dog’s mouth?
NO. Not the cigarette. The golden-woolled sheep.
Sorry for my English, it is not my native language. Btw, the best way to tell this joke is to tell 2-3 random ones after the first part and only tell the second part afterwards.