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The Lion gives a royal decree…

The Lion gives a royal decree…
The Lion gives a royal decree... n In the jungle, the migthy Lion decided that he is too busy dealing with the affairs of the royal court, leaving him unable to hunt his own prey. Due to this,...

The Lion gives a royal decree…

  In the jungle, the migthy Lion decided that he is too busy dealing with the affairs of the royal court, leaving him unable to hunt his own prey.
  Due to this, he decided to give a royal decree, so that  the animals in his kingdom must bring him 20 kilograms of raw meat every day. Any animal that dares to defy his majesty will be executed by the King himself, using his very own method, repeated strikes with his penis on their backs, until he breaks their every bone.
  On the 1st day, the lone Wolf decides to be the one who brings him food. Approaching the imposing throne, the Wolf puts in front of the so very busy king, a plate with 20 kilograms of juicy red meat from a few sheeps he caught the day before. Satisfied, the Lion starts munching on them and sends the Wolf back to his bussines.
   On the 2nd day, it was the Bear's turn to bring the king food, so he approaches him with a very large net with 20 kilograms of freshly caught fish from the river. Once again, the Lion starts chewing on his rightful meal and sends the Bear back.
   On the 3rd day, the Bunny, not very well informed about the royal decree, brings to his majesty a large sack with 20 kilograms of carrots. When he sees this, the Lion roars and orders for the Bunny to be bend over with his back exposed so that he can start the execution. The Lion roars "Did you think bringing me anything else other than meat would be acceptable?! I will make an example out of you!" 
   However, the Bunny bursts laughing histerically and continues to do so even when whiped by the Lion's very heavy penis. In pure anger the King asks "Why are you laughing while being executed? How can you laugh when I am shattering your spine?"

The Bunny replies between tears of laughter “I am sorry your Majesty, but the only thing I can think of right now is what are you going to do tomorrow when the Porcupine brings you damned apples”

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A guy sees a huge funeral procession in the center of town…

A guy sees a huge funeral procession in the center of town…