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The math professor was going about his usual lecture , when he notices an extremely beautiful girl in his class

The math professor was going about his usual lecture , when he notices an extremely beautiful girl in his class
The math professor was going about his usual lecture , when he notices an extremely beautiful girl in his class n He immediately makes up his mind to approach her after class being pretty young hi...

The math professor was going about his usual lecture , when he notices an extremely beautiful girl in his class

He immediately makes up his mind to approach her after class being pretty young himself. After digging around a bit he even finds out that she was a straight A student.

“Perfect! She even matches up to my intellect!” he thought and his lust for her only grew stronger.

He wanted to approach her , but he hadn’t yet been able to muster enough courage to speak to her in front of her friends and she was ALWAYS had someone with her.

Eventually, it was time for the mid semester evaluations, and the erstwhile straight A student gets rather low scores on her math paper, which shocks her. She decides to work harder on her math from then on and get higher marks in the next assignment, making amends for her shitty marks in the math exam. She cuts down on everything else, resulting in even lesser opportunities for the prof to make a pass at her.

Another month goes by, and she gets back her evaluated assignment and she finds that the professor had struck out everything and marked her at the bottom of her class. Half in tears, she angrily confronts the professor in his room about his evaluation of her papers.

He straightens up a bit and says “Oh, don’t worry about that, I just really wanted to give you the D.”

A man is driving along a country road and sees a sign; "$5 for talking dog, take next left."

A man is driving along a country road and sees a sign; "$5 for talking dog, take next left."

"So there's a man in an elevator, and as the doors are closing, he sees this young, fine looking lady hurriedly make her way to the elevator too, so he stops the doors and lets her get on.

"So there's a man in an elevator, and as the doors are closing, he sees this young, fine looking lady hurriedly make her way to the elevator too, so he stops the doors and lets her get on.